You’re 22.
[/color]Be turning 23 soon.
[/color]Ask parents for Shrek themed party.
[/color]Just like the last 12 years.
[/color]Mom says I'm too old for Shrek
[/color]Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself
[/color]Mom asks if I've taken my meds.
[/color]I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake.
[/color]Mom says no.
[/color]I call her a Farquaad bitch.
[/color]She sends me to my room and tears stream down my face.
[/color]Jacking off will probably cheer me up.
[/color]Pull out super dreck MLP Friendship is Magic DVD collection
[/color]Open them up to see five Shrek discs (including Puss in Boots) that my mom thought were in her room.
[/color]Its the 171st day of the year.
[/color]Today I am scheduled to masturbate to Artie from Shrek the Third.
[/color]Fap furiously when Artie appears and am finished in seconds.
[/color]Wipe semen off my chest with Twilight Sparkle stuffed pony.
[/color]Start to think about fight with mother again.
[/color]Get an idea.
[/color]Sneak out of room.
[/color]Mom is sleeping.
[/color]Go to shed in backyard
[/color]Grab the sharpest tool in the shed.
[/color]Stand outside Mom's door.
[/color]Too chicken to do it. I pray to Shrek for courage.
[/color]The scent of onions fill the room.
[/color]A green hand takes the tool from me.
[/color]"I'll take it from here laddie." Shrek says.
[/color]Shrek plants the tool deep in my mother's body ogre and ogre again.
[/color]The stabbing went on for almost an hour.
[/color]Blood sprayed all ogre the room and on my body. Especially my hands and arms.
[/color]Shrek is finally finished with my mother and he looks at me.
[/color]I pull off my blood soaked clothes and poke my butt in the air.
[/color]Shrek picks me up with one hand and uses his Schlong to sweep the remains of my mother off of her bed.
[/color]Despite the carnage, it still smells like onions.
[/color]But now the smell of waffles and litter enter the room as well.
[/color]Donkey, Fiona and Puss are suddenly at my side.
[/color]All of them are just as nude as Shrek.
[/color]Shrek flops down on his back on the bed.
[/color]Blood pools around him as his weight squeezes it out of the mattress like a sponge.
[/color]He still has me in one hand.
[/color]He skewers me on his shrock and begins using my asshole to pleasure himself.
[/color]His slimy member provides lube, but it does nothing to stop the anal stretching as it flexibly snakes its way through my intestinal tract.
[/color]Princess Fiona jumps on top of me and I silently plead to Shrek that my small dick is enough to please her majesty.
[/color]Fiona slips my dick into her snatch and it closes in around my penis.
[/color]Her ogress pussy vacuums my dick with the frenzy of a Jack in the Box customer trying to get just one little taste of his ogrely thick milkshake.
[/color]It feels as if the inside of my woody is being sucked out my pee hole.
[/color]I am now in the middle of an ogre sandwich. An Ogreo if you will.
[/color]I motorboat her giant green titties and suck the onion juice out of her nipples.
[/color]All the while with Shrek's green anaconda still slithering inside me.
[/color]I turn my head to the left and gasp for breath.
[/color]As I do, Donkey stuffs my mouth with his schlong.
[/color]It quickly finds its way deep into my esophagus.
[/color]I am finding hard to breath with Donkey's "little Donkey" thrusting within, yet never receding from my gaping mouth as one of my nostrils is filled with snot.
[/color]Puss in Boots nimbly climbs up the others and drags his ass and balls on my face.
[/color]Puss turns around and I see his small barbed baculum poking out from his fur.
[/color]He examines my two nose cunts and thankfully chooses the one already filled with snot to jab his boner into.
[/color]It is the greatest moment of my life.
[/color]I submit myself completely to Fairy Tale Lands finest.
[/color]The amount of movement going in on inside of me is indescribable.
[/color]I am now 33% cock.
[/color]I reach around and claw at Fiona's rump, trying to get a chance to stick my fist in the greatest woman of all time.
[/color]Then, it happened.
[/color]Shrek and Donkeys foreskin meet together in my tummy.
[/color]Their tips lightly kiss one another, right before spewing a stew of cum inflating my stomach like a water balloon.
[/color]Seconds later, I spunk into Fiona's pussy.
[/color]My eyes roll back in my head.
[/color]I am breathing furiously yet only through one nostril.
[/color]It isn't ogre yet.
[/color]I release a lengthy stream of semen as I never have before.
[/color]Donkey and Shrek still seem to be filling me with their love like a hose of sperm.
[/color]I am pumping an inhuman amount of jizz into Fiona, when I realize that it must be Shrek and Donkey whose cum is helping to give me extra virility.
[/color]Puss's saw like wang is finally running out of mucus to drill out of my nose and it begins shaving off my nose hairs.
[/color]My nose bleeds a thick pink blood-semen cocktail courtesy of Puss in Boots.
[/color]After about a minute, Shrek and Donkey's ogresm is complete.
[/color]Seconds later mine is done too.
[/color]I am more satisfied and exhausted than I have been in my entire life.
[/color]But it still isn't ogre.
[/color]I look deeply and lovingly into Fiona's green eyes as Puss and Donkey retreat from my orifices.
[/color]She spills forth from her mouth a cascade of all our juices.
[/color]It drenches my face and I squint to see Fiona, Donkey, and Puss all looking down on me with adoration.
[/color]Between gulps, I gargle "Shrek is love. Shrek is life."
[/color]I fall gently to sleep with Shrek's penis still moving inside of me and mine still inside Fiona.
[/color]I wake up the next morning in my mothers bed to the smell of onions and waffles.
[/color]I am alone except for the unrecognizable corpse on the floor.
[/color]Shrek and the others must have licked the cum all off because all that is left was blood and a floury substance on my hand.
[/color]I go to the kitchen to find a plate of onion waffles waiting for me.
[/color]Finally I have a family who cares for me.
[/color]After eating the feast my lovers left me, I went to my room to tell the other brogres online about my Shreksperience.
[/color]I find a note on the door.
[/color]"I was thinking about your party, and I decided that you can have a Far Far Away party after all. It is your big day and it is up to you to decide how to spend it. I will bake you your onion cake and make brownies for everyone else. Even though you have grown up into a wonderful Prince Charming, you will always be my special little boy. Love Mommy."
[/color]Prince Charming?
[/color]PRINCE CHARMING?
[/color]That bitch deserved to die.
